Fruit: Colors and Names

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called green or a lemon called yellow.

Amnesia

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Catwalk?

Why do they call it the catwalk? Where is the cat?

In my high school theatre, the ghost that haunts the auditorium, Lulu, hangs out on the cat walk a lot. You can sometimes hear her footsteps walking across the catwalk above our heads.

Messy? No...

Who says my room is messy? Maybe it's just an obstacle course made to keep me in shape. Ever thought of that... :)

It also helps me keep track of things, because everything is left on display for my eyes to see. When everything is jammed into shelves and cabinets and drawers, it makes it much more difficult to find things because they aren't on display.

Mistakes

If you don't learn from mistakes, why make them?

Crossing the Road

Why is the chicken always asked why it crossed the road, playground, etc?



***Update: chicken crossing the road jokes are actually about suicide. "To get to the other side" (other side=whatever comes after death)

Accents

Don't accents sound so hot?!?!


****Update: Scottish is just the baby of British and Irish accents.

Candles

I love lighting candles! They smell REALLY good when they are scented, and even better when there are a medley of smells. YUM!

****Update: Who invented the candle? Like, oh hey, I'm going to dip this string in wax a million times over and then set it on fire. Must have been a teenage boy...or Jacob.... or any pyromaniac, really.

Americans can be so stupid sometimes...

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Plus, what is up with fast food orders now a days. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

***Update: Black Friday. What a corrupt fucking holiday. Who decided Black Friday would be a good idea to place in on the day right after Thanksgiving. A holiday where families come together to appreciate all the good things in life. The next day they're trampling over each other trying to fill their carts with greed and corruption. We are relinquishing out power to the government. They created Black Friday the day after Thanksgiving to remind the people that they can be thankful for things in their life, but that they still need material things to truly satisfy them. Its a test, and sadly, Humankind, you have failed miserably. And don't get me started on the stores and shoppers that now participate in the Thanksgiving evening's early door-buster sales.

Mature Music

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob can turn left, too. He he he :) Hey! Good music should always be played loud! :)

Mouse, Mice. House, Hice?

Why is goose 'geese' but moose isn't 'meese.' Mouse is mice, but house is not hice. Ox is oxen, but box is not boxen. English is so confusing...

Who came up with the word tarantula? They just see this huge spider and yell TARAN-CHULAAA! And moist. Really? That's the best you come up with? That makes me gag when I hear that word, or when it rolls off my tongue. Yuck. RATCHET. Where the hell did that come from? Sounds like the word for the survival tool, the "hatchet," but its actually used to describe a trashy ghetto ass bitch.

Rob/Bob

If Rob is Robert, then Bob should be Bobert, am I right?

Progress or not?

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Cheaper, as if!

What are they trying to get across when they say... "Cheaper by The Dozen" That's so stupid! What is up with that. It actually gets more expensive, for their information...

Book Reports

Book reports are meant for English, not Geography. Geography is supposed to teach you about physical features, how to read/draw maps. Why should you have to do book reports? If you want us to read a book, have us read it in class and send us home with worksheets if you need to make sure that we were reading. UGH!